Joke: Terrible Advice, only $3


Written on January 7, 2026

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People need help ruining their lives, so I decided to offer my services. My advice ranges from inconvenient to life ruiningly bad, at your discretion.

All for the low price of $3! You really can’t find a better deal on bad advice, and that’s technically true, because nobody else is even selling it.

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