Premium Snowballs, $1 each


Written on January 7, 2026

I made the highest quality snowballs, out of premium snow taken by the garden near the Chicago Theater, and sold them for $1 each.

These were not your grandpa's snowballs, these babies do not crumble when you hold them or throw them. Worth every penny, in fact they're normally $1,000 each, but it was a holiday sale.

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